I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
oh god the rape fog is back!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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