I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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