Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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