Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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