I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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