why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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