happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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