how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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