Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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