At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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