hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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