She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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