yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
