Barsexuality is the new black.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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