i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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