I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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