i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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