I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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