Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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