No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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