can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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