For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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