It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
