A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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