Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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