he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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