so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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