On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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