evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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