Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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