He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
my poor anus
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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