five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
