I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
the liver wants what the liver wants
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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