thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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