what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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