My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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