at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
