Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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