hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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