How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Life is so much better after having sex.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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