garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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