I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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