Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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