Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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