why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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