Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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