The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it was like eating out sand paper
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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