lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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