Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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