So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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