She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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