Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
we're making bets on your personal life
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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