check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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