Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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